Cat Grant here with your Catbites for the week. Everything you need know in small digestible cat sized bites.
Never let it be said that I am not fair and balanced. Last time we heard from Mayoral Candidate Dr. Tripod. This week we offered the state to Mayoral Candidate Johnny Thorne. He has graciously accepted so without more preamble here he is.
My father was a successful and generous businessman from Gotham. Growing up I learned the value of hard work and loyalty. The value of everyone getting what they are owed.
Do we know for sure that Dr Tripod wasn’t involved in Quantum’s alleged sexual orgies with children. I have seen no evidence one way or the other. Have you?
Now that Storm has revealed herself as an Amazonian princess could that mean she was placed here as a young child to be a sleeper agent inside our great land should the Amazon invasions plans fail?
Thank you Mr Thorne. Well that
is all for this catbites. As always we strive to give you all the news
worth knowing in easily talked about water cooler sized bites.
While fleeing, Achilles and
Sarge Steel are bathed in fire by Firefly, hurting the latter. Rachael leaps
from the jet and takes out Firefly. A Rainbow Rainbow-controlled She-Devil
damages the jet, so Quantum struggles to hold it in the air as the others take
to the air to fight opponents. The team takes out the Suicide Squad, and we
drop a badly burned Sarge Steel off with Quantum’s mother at a base in
Oklahoma. Flamebird has a Suicide-Squad explosive in her head, which the team
is able to remove.
Repairing the jet will take
time and effort since there are no replacement wing parts.
The news announces that an
assassination attempt against Dr. Tripod was foiled by Black Diamond. He is now
working security for Dr. Tripod and says there’s a restraining order of 300
yards against us. He also sublet his room in the Embassy to Claude. Rachael
kicks Claude out as he threatens to sue.
Quantum hears that they found
and secured the real Sarge Steel and got some intel from the copy that we
brought in. Achilles leaves a message with Mr. Terrific to ask about Alan
Scott.
Rachael
has a press conference at a bookstore, 306 yards away from a Dr. Tripod event.
Achilles is there, being badly managed by Funky Flashman to do a flyby with
condors.
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