Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Tuesday amusments....

A friend of mine sent me the following job posting.


I responded with the following as my cover letter.

    It is a dark time for the Software Quality Avenger. Although for the past five years, he used his coding prowess, testing abilities and focus to make his former employer a success, the corporate office has shut down the Austin development team and forced him into unemployment.

    Evading the dreaded unemployment lines, this uniquely talented QA has demonstrated his knowledge of SQL; the ability to read and write almost any programming language he is exposed to; and knowledge of WatiN - a .Net implementation of WatiR.

    This excellent example of a Software Quality Engineer, obsessed with finding a company where he can demonstrated his abilities, has dispatched his attached resume into the far reaches of cyberspace...

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