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Voiceover: Welcome to the Absalom News Network – your source for trustworthy, reliable, and up-to-the-minute news coverage in the Pact Worlds!

Meet our dedicated news team, here to bring you the truth, the facts, and the stories that matter.

Introducing our fearless anchorman, Roger "Relentless" Glipglorp! With over 20 years of experience in journalism, Roger's unyielding commitment to reporting the facts ensures you stay informed and engaged.

By his side, our tenacious co-anchor, Lyta "Laser Focus" Lantrell! Her keen eye for detail and compassionate approach to storytelling brings the human touch to every report.

And when it comes to the ever-changing weather, trust none other than our meteorological maestro, Wendy "The Weather Wiz" Boneshatter! She'll keep you prepared with accurate forecasts, so you'll never be caught off-guard by Mother Nature's surprises.

 

Last but not least, our sports aficionado, Sportsbot 9000! From touchdowns to buzzer-beaters, this state-of-the-art sports analysis machine has got you covered on all things sports, making sure you never miss a beat in the world of athletics. 

Together, the Absalom News Network team is your go-to for comprehensive news coverage. Tune in every weekday at   PM and   PM for the latest updates, because when it comes to the news, we're always on the ball!

Absalom News Network – your window to the worlds!